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Author:  John T Goy [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:59 am ]
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Howdy one and all,

Typing this from my sick bed :cry: I keep checking this section in the hope someone has added to it since 22nd Jan' but no nowt been added which is a shame because I sometimes had a good laugh or a wry smile at some comments including my own, and I could certainly do with any sort of laugh of late.

Has everyone lost their chuckle muscle, I haven't but it must think I have as its not been used of late :(

Surely there must be some clean funny stories out there in birding world :?:

One of the members who used to make me laugh/smile with his funny comments was TW, I hope he is well.

Anyway I'll amuse myself for the time being reading pages 34-39 of my Saga Magazine which is a collection of the UK's comedians recalling some of their jokes of which are funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers

Max
Author:  Stuart Britton [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:40 pm ]
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Sorry to hear you are in your sick bed, John. Sadly it seems that only old f**ts like you and me use the "Chat" section. The rest are chatting using Twitter, Facebook, Blogs etc but that is what is called progress. Hope you are on the mend soon,
Stuart
Author:  Freddy Johnson [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:05 pm ]
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Hi Max,

As another old-timer (82 next week) and as a previous regular contributor to the 'Chat Section' over the years (often in tandem with you), I echo Stuart's comments and wishes. I am sure our old mate Terry will surface sooner or later.

Re a story to exercise your well-used chuckle muscles ......:

Two shooters are out hunting wildfowl on the marshes. Suddenly, one of them clasps his chest, starts gurgling loudly and falls to the ground, his eyes rolling wildly. His body stops twitching and he lies motionless. His stunned colleague calls the emergency services on his mobile. "My mate seems dead!" he shouts wildly to the woman at the other end of the line. "What do I do?" he asks in a blind panic. "Well, first of all we have to be sure he really IS dead." A few seconds pass and a gunshot rings out. The confused shooter comes back on the 'phone. "Yeah! He's definitely dead. What the hell should I do next?"

Freddy
Author:  Terence Whalin [ Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:25 pm ]
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surfaced gasping for air, chuckle muscle intact er I think, some of my muscles are not quite what they were boys lol, like you max bad back at the moment hope you get better and I may not be the oldest of the old f***s but I am sure the biggest, cheer up lads chin up unless you have ricked your neck. :D :wink:
terry whalin
Author:  John T Goy [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:47 am ]
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Thanks to Freddy, Stuart & Terry for those kind words, its much appreciated! Us members of the OFC have to stick together cos without us the forum wouldn't be funny =D>

Its the usual trouble plus a cracked rib and the latter is a right pain in the you-know-what, don't recommend getting one :lol:

Stuart: I know you don't like to me using smilies but as I have a good excuse am sure you won't mind [-o<

Freddy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for the laugh and smile joke. Will be watching out for the birthday section :wink: Any more books on the horizon, well I know you been very busy with other matters, so more than likely not.

Terry: sorry to hear you've got back problems its most likely caused bending over too much looking for birds etc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hope you soon get better

I was thinking other day all these videos I have taken and its rare anyone sees them cept me and just realized there is You Tube button just above, might check it out and see how to upload, got some cracking videos of garden and holiday birds, also got some poor video of pine marten but also some excellent pics of them within touching distance. Just had a thought :)

While I've been laid up I've been catching up on some reading, not just Saga mag but a present I got at Xmas, an excellent book which I see has won awards, H is for Hawk by Helen Macdonald I've got about 40 pages left, will be sorry when it's finished. Well recommended :!:

Cant seem to sleep that's why I'm on here at an unearthly hour :roll:

All the best lads and take care

Regards

Max aka John [-o< [-o<
Author:  John Walker [ Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:54 am ]
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Hope you soon recover John, I was in a head on car crash 25 years ago and had a broken sternum and ribs so know the pain it causes

A teacher was trying to delicately tell the story of the birds and bees to a class of young girls and one asked where babies came from
the teacher replied they are delivered by a wonderful bird called a white stork,
A strident voice at the back replied my elder sister has a new baby and she said it was a shag in Scarborough.


all the best John
Author:  John T Goy [ Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:09 pm ]
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John,

Your joke just made my day =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the good wishes. It's been four weeks now should be better very soon, I hope :!:

Tripod still working :wink: :lol:

Take care

Max aka John
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