Don't give up the day job Roger
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| Author: | Roger Hebb [ Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | aMSTERDAM cAT |
Joke for xmas,send em in but make em clean..heres mine............ a couple have gone to cleggy for the day,they have always wanted a cat,a rare breed if possible,they are in cleggy walking down tabby end lane when the wife spots a sign in a petshop window-"Amsterdam cat for sale,enquire within",,,husband remarks"never heard of it and ive read all about the different breeds",the wife says"well lets go in the shop"...so they go in and say to the assistant "can you tell me about the amsterdam cat in the window?.......Assistant says"i will just get the manager,manager comes throu"yes can i help you?"....husband asks"""....wait for it!!!!!."HOW DUTCH IS THAT MOGGY IN THE WINDOW!!!!!" |
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| Author: | Chris Grimshaw [ Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:30 pm ] |
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Ohhhhh dear |
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| Author: | John T Goy [ Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:00 pm ] |
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Don't give up the day job Roger
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| Author: | Peter Burnett [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:33 pm ] |
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Well you asked for it !! Lincs birder up grading his optics , looking at top of the range bins , scope and new camera . All very expensive though. He goes to his bank and asks the assistant if he could borrow some money to purchase his new gear. ' I will just go and ask Tonto ' the assistant replies . ' Tonto , who's Tonto ' our birder asks ..... ' Well ' replies the assistant ' the Loan Arranger is at lunch ' Happy New Year to you all. |
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| Author: | Katherine Birkett [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:03 pm ] |
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X-RATED Bird Brain of Britain specialist subject..... Tits, Choughs & Shags! Errm..... I'll get my coat..... |
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| Author: | Roger Hebb [ Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Xmas Joke 2(the final one!!!) |
Heres another,.........while out birding on cleggy beach,i overheard the story of the prawn and the crab,the prawn fell madly in love with the crab,but the prawns father was furious saying you cannot go out with that crab,he cant even walk straight walking sideways!!!!so the prawn went to the crab to tell him the romance was off due to her fathers fury,the crab said"i will come and see your dad at 6 o clock tonight",at 6pm the sea weed wall opened up and here walked the crab walking straight ahead,the prwan raced over to the crab and asked"why are you walking like that to impress my dad??..."no" replied the crab quitly."Shhhh!!!!im as drunk as a skunk!!!!!!" |
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| Author: | John T Goy [ Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:22 pm ] |
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Was that the last joke from your Xmas crackers? Let's hope so 
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| Author: | Roger Hebb [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:22 pm ] |
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Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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