I learned something new today shortly after arriving at Rimac. Would you like to know what?

It turns out that birdwatchers are the most ill-mannered, miserable people on the planet. I didn't know that until a big, arrogant dog walker informed me. But he learned something also. This ill-mannered miserable person informed him of a few facts about dog walkers. His ears are probably still ringing He didn't know he was picking on the No 1 dog hater east or west of the Pecos with an opinion or three and Mr Angry's mentor

He started by asking if I was a birdwatcher and why are birdwatchers so ill-mannered and miserable. So I told him why. He reckons paying taxes allows him to walk his dogs on a nature reserve causing any amount of damage (his words). So does that argument mean we can all go around vandalising any amount of public property we care to. Why not, we pay for it.

Odd that a total stranger would try to wind me up, must be a friend of Max or perhaps have been born in Scunthorpe